iPhone 4s review Tbaoo Speaks~
ok, i’ve been asked, ever so nicely, to provide my thoughts on the new iphone. i said it would be an iphone 5, well shit it ain’t that is it ? it has taken the world by storm or at least the hype and so called news says so … “ check this out “
well that’s a pisser, the features i’d got all excited about don’t exist. in fact i doubt whether the lap dancer who told me about these features had my “technological” best interests at heart, she just kept extending the session by telling me more.
so the line about my hot grubby hands might be the only truth about the new phone.
yes i know steve jobs has lost his battle with cancer and as with the mass hysteria over princess diana’s death, so called normal people are leaving flowers and other really odd things outside the local apple store in some weird outpouring of grief. i’m not grieving but hopefully respectful in my own way. but of course this doesn’t undo my major disappointment regarding the silly iphone 4s, that’s not a 5.
you could get excited about the features that actually arrived, when they do, but you’d be kidding yourself. the major deal seems to be a bigger processor, better camera, speech capabilities and oh look out … it is looking good after all. ok then i’ll review ..
dual core a5 chip
something called siri – ( look who’s talking )
an 8 mp camera that shoots 1080p hd video
wow, so my favorite norwegian lap dancer can talk to me and the phone, take pictures and shoot a tremendously memorable video of our discussion. so despite my last iphone review, this beauty ( the phone and the adult entertainer ) has no need to require:
- free dating advice app that comes standard ( you might have to think about that one )
- digital dna sampling app that will make the dating easier.
- a slot to attach wonderfully creative and in some cases alarmingly personal attachments.
so that’s it, technology explained in a nutshell, i’ll just grab my nuts and be off, bye
